QUOTE(Linda J. @ Sep 26 2006, 12:55 AM)
Anybody care to write a review after seeing the pilot?
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I'll bite.
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Summary: lame.
Dad is on trial for murdering his girlfriend and then takes family on the run when pics of the kids are taken with red x's on 'em are stuffed through the mailbox. Translation: Dad is provoked into running, because if his trial got started, sensational information about Cassa-whatchamacallit would get revealed and the Evil!Badguys would lose the day.
Or some schmuck somewhere is deliberately pulling Dad's strings because Dad was boffing the hot neighbour, or got the evil Cassa-whatchamacallit off on some legal technicality, and this really chapped Schmuck's ass. Schmuck killed Girlfriend and is now intent on making Dad's life hell. Schmuck has minor league skills as a hacker and borrowed a knife from Dad's kitchen to off Girlfriend with. I'm going with this theory because if Evil!Badguys didn't want the trial to reveal sensational information about Cassa-whatchamacallit they'd just outright shoot Dad and make it look like a suicide.
Basically, this show is about a family on the run and the effects that has on a family. They're trying to keep the family as sympathetic as possible to the audience, so they're on the run for something that they didn't do. They want to appeal to the section of the audience that likes conspiracies, so some unknown entity is persecuting them. They like Tommy Lee Jones as that Marshal who chased down Harrison Ford, so they have a hardnosed female FBI agent searching the countryside for them. Other than that, they're not too particular about the details and how logical the storyline is.
Mom and Dad are absolute twits who should be in prison for not Taking! The! Photographs! To! The! Cops! In! The! First! Place! Heck, no, Dad would rather drag the family along with him as he attempts to elude justice - why he wouldn't just go quietly to prison at this point just to ensure his family is spared the red X I dunno.
Personal peeve is Dad believing that his 'especially untraceable pda' is untraceable.
Twist I'd Like To See But Won't Get To: scene where Dad murders his girlfriend wearing gloves (murder weapon is supposed to have his fingerprint on it). I'd like to see this scene soon because it'd make Dad a rotten s.o.b. and then I'd watch the show to see Dad eventually get his and bemoan the character of a creep who'd put his family through hell because he won't face the consequences of his actions. Right now, there isn't anything on the show that makes me wanna watch it.
Chris as neighbour: weird. There's something off kilter about the character. If this was Silk I'd say Chris was guilty - he's way too damn friendly. Or maybe he's just hoping to get the wife into bed? It ain't like the wife hasn't earnt some 'me' time, and a better haircut fergawdsake.