Well first you have to find a bantha. Not sure that you can find one on this planet. Hhhmmmm. Well maybe one of those really big snakes that roam around in Africa. You see them on Planet Animal every now and again.

Maybe we can get one in capitivity? What to feed?

Troll house cookies!!!!!

Margaret Lewis, I'm sure Carsten Daerr wuold be disappointed in knowing that you've used his album's name for your trollhouse recipe. Maybe Margaret Lewis we should start a Margaret Lewis BBS for you as you are trying so hard to get attention. I for one will not give in to your mundane remarks anymore and will continue to post here as a new up coming fan. You along with your cohorts can continue your negative unthoughful remarks and hope you enjoy yourselves. CHEERS!
P.S. - Margaret Lewis hope you had a nice time at your birthday dinner the other night!

This is DQ, in all his/her/its glory. Do not respond to any more posts by this character.

I'm sorry to tell you that if that is a picture of you Raven or your offspring, you're both UGLY!

ROFLMAO. Ouch I just fell out of my chair!

Hey DQ? Was I talking to you? Did you see your name mentioned ANYWHERE in my post?

Raven that was hysterical!

Margaret

Actually Raven or Margaret that was funny - so funny that I thought of laughing for a moment. See you can get in the spirit of having fun too I see.

Margaret, you officially have your very own split-personality stalker now. Contratulations. Don't forget to feed and water it.

JG:
I'm crushed. Absolutely crushed. Admittedly I had puter problems this morning and deleted my cookies for this site. Just because I failed to sign in (although I did sign my real name to my post) your telling me I have split personalities???

JG you know me better than that. At least I thought you did.

Going to bedroom now to cry....

Margaret

Please don't cry, Margaret--I found just the recipe for you:

Trollhouse Cookies

Ingredients:

2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 large eggs
2 cups (12-oz. pkg.) semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 cup chopped nuts

Directions:
PREHEAT oven to 375° F.

COMBINE flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.

BAKE for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely.

NOTE: Substitute 1 cup fresh trolls, finely chopped, for the chopped nuts--this will make a very fine bantha treat.

Enjoy!!

Raven, is it possible to leave out the nuts?

No, look at my post again. I'm quoting DQ. First he says that he's no longer going to respond to you (ostensibly in this thread), and the very next day he comes back into this same thread to respond to you.

It could be love. But I'm betting it's more like stalking.

JG you are so kind, welcoming, attentive, smart, witty, charming and Oh did I mention kind.

JG:
Icky. I have an online "Stalker". EEEeewwwww. Just so long as the troll doesn't find out anything personal on me I should be just fine.

I still say EEeewwwww.

Margaret

Thankfully, you didn't say I was "famous".

Too late now!